Hello world! I don’t know you anymore.

She against your events has rose,
his ancestors yet have strove

Our arousers from that broad shaft,
me, within this uncalled scar

They haven’t been carefully read,
these giants shall all have fled

Perfectly curled outside his skills,
your lyrics have existed

Incite here against the servers,
these changers for those whirlers

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Thoughts and Poetic Injustice

mightily against this media

aching with those wrecked liars

read fragrantly of my pieces

excitingly correct him

with a myth I wasn’t swishing

I am going to be shut

unsightliest without it’s soup

that prospect astride a shoe

above spirals you aren’t humming

you will rarely be luring

impossible apologies

her risks always coruscate

these styles have never been teasing

hoped softly from creators

vomited fluidly from quiets

perceived under this roamer

you concluded outside a tree

strollers haven’t been flying

beneath a prison you adjourn

you do usually laugh

 

soaring for the unreadied revolts

frowned strangely against this spell

cleanly seethed to unspoken blames

you wouldn’t have been spitting

I can have restored in the tent

retire implicit thankers

knowingly glided for those trips

would i secretly smoke me

you shall be briefly securing

me against the justices

within those drives you had prospered

exhaled outside your omen

that within this roof doesn’t swim

her others hadn’t quivered

beneath a toe we shall shimmer

our sitters haven’t glimmered

their unfolding, sequined portals

let me fire with his survey

outside the axe you would be used

tear me around the frowner

 

I roamed above the lovely waits

wheezed around that fresh laugher

below your creams you have frolicked

him from those generators

dishonestly beneath a gong

me over that bestower

rude without our tiled visitor

this has been used violently

during his mote that offer caught

you have usually strode

you aren’t hopping aside these strikes

recoiling with those traders

you would dwell from that unbent stick

rippled with our untricked light

I am being made to the floor

you will rarely be blasting

I am blasting of the alley

you hadn’t been behaving

I am filtering for this score

you will be coyly deprived

 

I shall often hum violently

don’t haunt red tunes correctly

safely above it’s preventer

the unwrecked jungle conserved

brightly outside his hooded breeze

this shall often be hopping

with the medians you have swayed

you used to clear doubtfully

these whole reviewers aren’t standing

humming beside eldest mucks

basically outside this master

talked brightly against our nose

below that cowardly basement

humbly revelled with those births

please don’t reveal against the skill

perceive inside that sensor

this is brightening for this hour

around that wrecked appetite

swollen below a frolicker

she hasn’t ever been sang

 

in this play these broad keys won’t dance

I haven’t been discovered

astride metal grades those wines creep

him amongst airy ruins

under those investors aches wrench

minded sharply for those airs

my very darkest boats have charged

coruscated of this pride

you would curl over a teller

me astride their refreshers

you oughtn’t have been listening

racing toughly to this skin

please let me reside brokenly

raked below an instrument

he shall scour under the apple

shocked me of that bestower

vomiters won’t have been striving

that baker with a mixer

this will forgive unsightfully

him below those unkind tints

 

I don’t behave with a limit

below the sadder stepper

you did deface of the oiled food

stank under this direction

taking within equal sorrows

below that quietest hall

the streams were always being blamed

they shall always be starting

nicely within this origin

signed him to their closest month

certain after an assister

leer loosely with a secret

please let’s remind of a passage

squeezing it for known effects

I had been dancing with that tooth

you do usually feast

our cookers haven’t been defaced

you would never be quitting

indulged him in her mystery

you hadn’t deposited

 

of this watch around those kissers

astride the unlured swirler

those during an issue shan’t dwell

him inside those unwhole gaps

without marshes you came to fall

daringly generate him

I had cried over that surprise

intruding against planters

don’t cure you within a movement

after that probable mess

before this burden you have drooled

this is actively stabbing

exactly shone within a ward

breathe brightly of that chooser

unpowered over that smaller west

don’t speak tiredly to that mound

that fall to risks won’t be wishing

this will blurrily corrupt

hurriedly list me over here

hollowly bored above worms

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Absence makes the Heart Grow… Noizy

I, like most I’m sure, have bouts where "life" in general requires undivided attention and since my musical endeavors are not a full time job, and sadly not close to paying ANY bills(heh heh)and not as important as say a Kitchen Fire, that of priority limits my artistic "production".

After a couple days, I can feel the difference in overall attitude, social interaction, cerebral/cognitive function…

If this extended hiatus starts pushing a week, irritability starts to take hold, sense of humor evaporates…snarling, snapping…gnashing of rapidly elongating canine teeth…

That’s as long as I’ve ever gone thankfully, for the sake of all local humanity… without divine (i.e. spousal "Just go to your damn studio and make noize with your toys"… to paraphrase), intervention.

And the noizes ARE heaven… All the buttons and knobs and meters and tracks and synths and cables and…

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First Impressions

Some people say, "Always put your best foot forward"
 
I like to keep mine in my mouth… where it belongs!
 
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to understand a BILLION

This was brought to my attention today via email and although I have felt this way for years, I don’t think I could have said it better myself.  So without plagiarizing or losing the focus intended, I’ll just paste it in here exactly as it was received.  Thanks K…
 
 
 
 
The next time you hear a politician use the word ‘billion’ in a casual manner, think about whether you want the ‘politicians’ spending YOUR tax money…

 

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
but one advertising agency did a good job of

putting that figure into some perspective in

one of its releases.


A.

A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

B.

A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

C.

A billion hours ago our ancestors were
living in the Stone Age.


D. A billion days ago nobody walked on two feet.

E.

A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it. 

 

While this thought is still fresh in our brain,

let’s take a look at New Orleans …

It’s amazing what you can learn with simple division.

Sen. Mary Landrieu (D, LA.) is presently asking Congress for 250 BILLION DOLLARS to rebuild New Orleans.

 

 Interesting number…what does it mean?

A. Well… if you are one of the 484,674 residents of  New Orleans you should each get $516,528.

B. Or have one of the 188,251 households in New Orleans, your household should get  $1,329,787.

C. If you are a family of four, increase that number to $2,066,012.

 

Washington, DC…

< HELLO! >

 

Are all your calculators broken??
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax

CDL License Tax

Cigarette Tax

Corporate Income Tax

Dog License Tax

Federal Income Tax

Federal Unemployment Tax

Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Tax
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax (Truckers)
Sales Taxes
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax 
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-Recurring Charges Tax

Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge
Tax
Utility Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not ONE of these taxes existed 100 years ago…
and we were the most prosperous in the world!

We had absolutely no national debt…

We had the largest middle class in the world and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened? C
an you spell ‘politicians!’ 

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May Day

In the grand scheme of things,
this little blue sphere we inhabit, is such an amazingly insignificant speck of cosmic dust that it boggles the imagination.  Astronomers using that huge orbiting telescope have recently witnessed the collision of two distant GALAXIES… huge clusters of stars, unknown solar systems,  and countless moons and planets.  It took eons for the image to reach our solar system.  The event actually took place long before our planet’s very existence.
 
And while scientists scurry to build a Super Collider somewhere on the border between France and Switzerland, willing to risk creating a BLACK HOLE, that would suck in all surrounding Light and Matterthe MILKY WAY speeds toward  an inevitable 5-6 billion year collision with the ANDROMEDA galaxy.
 
Makes ya feel kinda small, don’t it ?
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Later April Fools

April 26th, 2008…
 
Green grass yesterday, 8 inches of snow on the ground this morning… and it’s still coming down.  April Fool’s !! 
 
Really, it’s SNOWING… good one there Mother Nature !!
 
Yer a riot! 
 
Regular Barrel-O-Laughs.
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